That Wonderful Old Two-Holer

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Where even the most delicate sounds can be heard!

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Uncle Was Full of Himself –
The Chemical Toilet –
Varnished the Toilet Seat –
At Ole’s Farm –
The Passing of the Backhouse –
There Was a Young Fella Named Hyde –
The Privy Inspector and the W.C. –
One Pot and Yukon Crabs –
The 30-Story One-Holer –
A Good Job of Hoss Startin’ –
Protectin’ the Town

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6 A.M. at the Trap Corner Store

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Located “Halfway between Quebec City and Boston” the Trap Corner Store is where you will hear “typical tales of humor and inspiration.”

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Penley’s Clothespins –
He Painted a White Line –
Doc Told the Boy to Hold Up the Lantern –
The Old Guy was 107 Years Old –
They Gave the Prize to Fanny –
How Do You Define Assets? –
Clyde Was Holding a Pig in his Arms –
Brother Clarence was Mean Enough to Skin a Flint –
Ole’s Chickens


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Guide to Hunting and Fishing in Maine

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33 tales of hunting and fishing in Maine, all true of course, will guide any outdoor sportsmen into adventures unknown….probably those not wished for either.

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Introduction –
Truth –
Side Effects –
First Motorcycle –
Yellow Dog –
Chased the Deer –
Bear Proof – [Read more…]

Maine Potpourri Plus

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A double CD that combines a mixture on Maine humor stories along with the best of the original Outhouse series from Outhouse II.

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Les Asked Harry to Care for his Horses –
Dave Loved Baked Beans –
She Had a Boil –
Elephant/Teacher –
Little Willie –
John Got a Plastic Bag –
Halloween/Country “ailments” –
From the Field of Fish and Game –
Outhouse Song –
West Paris –
Peg and I –
Doctor/Moose Pond International –
Sheriff –
Free to Laugh –
Hole in Pan/Thunderstorm –
Naptha/Golf –
“From Away” –
Town Clock/Newspaper –
Inventors/Seniors/Divorce –
Mail Order Bride –
Mortician/Ed and Mabel/Dickie –
Minimum Wage/Hoss Vet

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Trap Corner Revisited

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A note and warning to out-of-staters (and most city visitors): Rural Maine humor is as varied as rural Maine people, some of whom are given to understatement, others prone to exaggerate. All rural Maine folk, however, from Ft. Kent to Kittery, stick to the facts. They want to get a little fun out of life without lying about it.

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Big Families and Long Marriages –
Vern and the Elephant –
West Paris Fire Department –
3-Legged Chick –
Bi-Plane –
The Blue Dish –
Ole’s Cow and Cat –
Clyde’s Letter –
Doc and Fanny –
Doc and Newlyweds –
What’s Brains –
More of Clyde –
Clyde’s Sister –
Clyde in Court –
Clyde’s Wife –
T.C. Store –
Harry, Ray and Hugo

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Out Behind the Barn

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This CD is all about Maine farm life and humor mixed in with a bit of Aesop’s fables – Maine humor style!

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Living in the Country –
Helping the Farmer –
Peg-Legged Pig –
Ole’s Rooster –
Angel Made Butter –
Ole’s Hired Man –
Clyde Went to Canada –
Hot Hossshoe –
He Got His Hat Back…………. –
The Sparrow

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Zip Code to Humor

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04289 Zip Code West Paris, Maine. All about rural living and town politics. Get to know some of the local color.

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West Paris –
Baboon –
Clyde Sports –
Uncle Vern –
Dream Boat –
Chrysler –
Dear Blabby –
Comet –
Gravel Pit –
Town Drunk –
Meat Loaf –
Porcupine –
Crunchbird –
Lobsters –
Toilet Paper –
Tomatoes –
Moose Pie –
Woman’s Exchange –
Medicine –
Hen’s Name –
Hunter –
Rupe –
Mosquitoes –
Black Flies –
Fred’s Cat –
Breed Her –
Ed Cooley –
Ed and Mabel –
Shot Husband –
Indian –
News –
Bethel

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Tall Tales and Damned Lies

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All true stories….so help me….er, um! Well, quite the yarns!

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Telling Truth –
Flintrock –
Smartest Fish –
Mosquitoes and Coyotes –
John –
Bear –
Owl –
Pig –
Cow –
Dry Spell –
Oxen and Bears –
Swamp Boss –
Lawyers –
I Measured It –
Texas Air –
Tall Tales and Damned Lies –
Trap Corner –
Corpse’s Jaw –
No Look Good –
Mark Twain Award –
Flagstaff –
Long Shot –
Freddy –
Hosses –
44 Special –
Dogsled –
Epitaphs –
White Hoss –
Twas Oats

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Best of Clyde

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It is quite possible that Clyde is the smartest man alive today! He’s at least far smarter than any politician and often can leave even the most astute of college professors scratching their heads…..or something else…………………………………

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Plane Ride –
Picture of Pope –
Bought the Hoss –
Angel –
Junior –
Bike –
Stolen Car –
Castor Oil –
Ole’s Pig –
Sex Life –
Bear on Honda –
Clyde –
Taxi Driver –
Father Died –
Blue House –
Snoring –
Mounted –
Candy Bars –
St. Pete –
Clyde Invents –
Clyde’s Sister –
Clyde’s Father –
Don’t Walk –
House Trap –
Abner Crump –
Preacher/Town Drunk –

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Slow Lane Maine

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Slow Lane Maine was the last recording Joe Perham did. Stories vary from revisiting West Paris to another trip to the Trap Corner Store and stops in between.

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The Golf Course –
West Paris Revisited –
The Slow Lane –
How to Talk Maine –
Freeport –
Maine-Type News –
Peg and Me –
Clyde’s World –
Maine Farming –
Old People –
Trap Corner Store –
Hunting and Fishing –
The Hearing Aid

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Brown Wrapper Special

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Party tape: Not for the Faint of Heart

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Hired Man –
Parrot –
Dieting –
Decoy –
Baby –
Wood Teeth –
Football –
Scotch Tape Salesman –
SOB’s –
Widow –
Carnation Milk –
Hound –
Hard Luck Harry –
Golden Toilet –
Red Light –
Rear End –
Drugstore –
Sweat –
Star –
Rooster –
Revival –
Mabel -50th Wedding –
Scrod –
Texan –
Ding Dong Bell –
Transmission –
Neil Who? –
Finger in the Windpipe –
Lion Tamer –
Nugget of Gold

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Spicy Brown Wrapper

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Hot and spicy Maine humor from South of the West Paris Border!

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$600 –
Welchville –
Working Wife –
Toe Hold –
Asshole –
Raise Dead –
Fly Open –
Inscrewtable –
Red Light –
Hollyhock –
Toupee –
Silicone –
Rubber Doll –
Virgin –
Clyde –
Duck –
Pistol –
Camel –
Lumberjack –
Texan –
Parrot –
Mules –
Evangelist –
E.S.P. –
No Arms –
Peace on You –
Potatoes –
Swamp Yankee –
Pig –
Jet Fuel –
Hernia –
Out of Order –
Black Eyes –
Mr. Wentworth –
P.M.S. –
Social Medicine –
Nose –
Russian Family –
Her Profession –
Cow Costumes –
Next Farm? –
Fanny –
What’d He Say! –
3 Questions

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Tales of Maine – Volume I

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Experience the many tales that have entertained Maine folk for decades. Get a copy today in order to preserve some of the long told tales from Maine.

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Maine Stories –
The Gorby –
Frozen Alive –
Sleep Walk –
The Lavender Gown –
Toupee –
The Loups Garou –
The Legend of Mollyocket –
The Hainesvill Witch

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Tales of Maine – Volume II

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Volume II is a continuation of the many tales the originated in and have been told in Maine for generations.

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Grammie Wilson –
Jack –
“Room for one More” –
Half-Way Camp –
Snowman –
Hollow Watcher –
Sawyer of Black Lake –
“Mark, Mark”

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Joe Perham Collector’s CD Promotion

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As a special offer, you can purchase ten of Joe Perham’s Maine Humor CDs for one low price. Purchase the first ten CDs in this collection for $141.00. That’s a savings of $18.00.

With this package price, you get one copy each of the following CDs:

1. That Wonderful Old Two-Holer
2. 6 a.m. at the Trap Corner Store
3. Guide to Hunting and Fishing in Maine
4. Maine Potpourri Plus
5. Trap Corner Revisited
6. Out Behind the Barn
7. Zip Code to Humor
8. Tall Tales and Damn Lies
9. Best of Clyde
10. Slow Lane Maine

Get all ten CDs for one low price. Retail value on all ten CDs is $159.00. Now a complete set can be yours for just $141,00 and SHIPPING IS FREE.

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Act now while supplies last and you purchase the entire 14 CD set for ONLY $180.00. This deal may not last long because supplies of the Brown Wrapper, Spicy Brown Wrapper, Tales from Maine Vols. I and II are limited.

$180.00